Ward Binarius

Early LIfe
Originally constructed as crew for a starship, which unfortunately crashed in Numeria due to a rounding error. Thrown clear of the crash, there was just enough time to watch the ship's core rupture and disintegrate the entire ship- along with the rest of the crew. Bereft of direction without a commanding officer, Ward decided to find a purpose for himself. Five days later, after shooting his ninth goblin, Ward decided his purpose was to build a better gun. Also, some backup. So in pursuit of this new goal, the resources required, and to escape the smell of rotting goblin, he set out to find a place of his own.

Navigational Error = Ustalav?
Ward spent the next twenty years lost in Ustalav, before finding himself back in Numeria. There he bought a compass, started to walk south, and promptly lost his compass. He spent the next ten years lost in Ustalav. Finally finding Numeria again, he bought a horse and aimed toward Brevoy. He fell off and spent the next three years lost in Ustalav. Once again making his way to Numeria, he aimed for Mendev, as anywhere was better than Ustalav. Unfortunately, he was proved wrong when he actually arrived west of Mendev, and spent two years fleeing demons at the Worldwound. Again in Numeria, for the fifth time, he aimed to travel to Ustalav, hoping reverse psychology would work. It didn't, and he spent four more years lost in Ustalav. In Numeria for the sixth time, and thoroughly sick of the place, he hired a traveler to guide him south.This time it worked, and he found himself in the River Kingdoms. Then he got lost in Ustalav for a year. However, when he escaped that cursed nation, he actually found himself in the River Kingdoms again. Considering this still an improvement, he continued on his way. When he promptly got lost in the River Kingdoms for fifteen years, he still considered it an improvement. The next ten, not so much. The following seven in Ustalav, even less so. Following this, Ward was struck by lightning. After which, his sense of direction ceased to fail him quite so severely. He has become slightly suspicious that he may have been cursed, but so far has yet to find any confirmation or evidence for this, past what has occurred to him.